“You, my dear, are exactly like a puddle.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“A puddle! You know, those annoying puddles that you get when you knock over something hard to clean up…like milk. Yes your are just like a puddle of milk…Or maybe fish sauce?”
“I thank you for enlightening me but I still fail to understand your metaphor my dear. Perhaps I am too shallow to comprehend?”
“Exactly! You have hit it on the head. I have spent my life trying desperately to find some depth in you but up until this moment I never realised the truth.”
“And that is?”
“You just give the impression of depth. Like a great puddle of milk. You have spread yourself out like a lake, creeping over knowledge, invading the cracks and no-one can tell how deep the spill is. There always seems to be so much more milk when you upset a glass. So there you are, a giant white lake of endless depths. Only you are actually just a thinly spread puddle.”
“Well I am sorry to disappoint you. I never attempted to appear deep.”
“I thought I had found myself a true Renaissance man.”
“But instead you found a puddle of fish sauce?”
“No, not fish sauce. I dropped a bottle of it once on the floor. I will never forget the smell. You don’t smell.”
“Well thank God for that at least. Though I am wondering what it was that helped you to identify my disappointingly shallow nature?”
“It was not one thing precisely. I just found that when I scratched the surface there was nothing there.”
“Can I just ask if it is actually possible to scratch the surface of a puddle.”
“So like you to try and evade the topic.”
“It is just that I simply cannot bear mixed metaphors.”
“Now you are getting nasty.”
“You were not called a puddle.”
“Well you are. Quite frankly I don’t think I can take it any longer. I need someone who is more than a veneer.”
“A new metaphor then I see. Well at least you can scratch the surface of a veneer.”
“Yes, and then what do you find?”
“Wood presumably”
“The cheap wood underneath.”
“Well wood is more enduring than a puddle. I seem to be raising in your estimation. If I wait long enough I may well turn to stone.”
“Typical you. Froth and bubble and nothing underneath.”
“I have things underneath.”
“Don’t be disgusting.”
“You made the accusation and I responded.”
“All I said was you are a puddle and the next thing I know I am subjected to filthy innuendo and insults. I am going home to mother.”
Door slams
“Well that was interesting. I wonder who on earth she was?”
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In response to Ronovan Writes Friday Fiction – a spill occurs.
Clever.. Most clever…
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Thanks so much! You have made my day. 🙂
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That was too funny. I love that “You are a puddle” I am going to use that one!
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Thanks so much for reading! Glad you liked the tag line. I know a few puddles. 🙂
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😉
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Ha HA! I loved that ending, TJ, the brilliant argument too! 🙂
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Thanks so much Judy. TJ
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good pun 🙂
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Thanks very much! 🙂
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This is excellent–has me viewing spills and shallowness vs depth with a need to ponder further…and you know what that means: more poetry!!
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Excellent! Glad the story will lead you to new heights (or depths) 🙂
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🙂
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I like that you have two distinct characters in conflict.
Suggestion: I think it could be improved with some narrative description, not just dialogue, and perhaps reformat as a short play. Minor typo: “Yes your are”
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Thanks for the feedback. I was trying to convey a story only with dialogue but some description may be in order. 🙂
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