Grandmamma and Grandpappa Lowenbrau, The Danger Twins, Great Aunt Eunice, Little Wendy and Mother were the first to notice the smell.
“Oh my days! What’s died!”
“Don’t look at us!” said the danger twins.
Other visitors to Napoleon’s tomb started to sniff at the air dubiously.
“Eunice!” Grandmamma had noticed Eunice sheepishly clutching a small paper bag.
“Show me what is in that bag!”
Eunice unfurled the top…
A noxious odour flooded the tomb and people began rushing for fresh air, knocking Eunice who dropped the bag over the railing where it burst on the top of Napoleon’s sarcophagus.
One small cheese bounced out.
“Oh mon dieu! C’est la Époisses!” screamed a horrified patron.
General pandemonium ensued as the crowd, detecting the unmistakable odour of the world’s most rancid cheese rushed to the doors.
The Lowenbrau family stood stunned as Eunice produced biscuits and a cheese knife.
“Apparently it was Napoleon’s favorite cheese.” Said Grandpa enjoying the irony.
“Anyone for a cracker?” said Eunice as the decontamination unit arrived.
“Well that is just typical.” said Mother.
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This is a photo I took of the wonderful roof of Les Invalides where Napoleon’s sarcophagus rests. It was originally built for Louis XIV as part of the chapel attached to the hospital for injured soldiers. It was converted after the revolution to house Napoleon’s tomb but the wonderful roof and many other Louis XIV details remain.
Époisses is considered to be the worst smelling cheese in France. It is so pungent that it is forbidden to carry it on public transport or bring it into public buildings. Napoleon was said to have loved the cheese and enjoyed eating it with Chambertin wine. Its flavour apparently well outweighs the inconvenience of its rancid smell.
For Priceless Joy’s Flash Fiction for Aspiring Writers.
Thank you for the prompt pic and the information given here. Enjoyed reading this.
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So delighted! Many thanks for the lovely comment! 🙂
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Hahahaha! I have never smelled this cheese and I don’t think I want to. That is interesting that it was Napoleon’s favorite cheese. Nice of Eunice to take Napoleon his favorite cheese although he is long time dead. Wonderful story, TJ and I enjoyed reading about the cheese and the Dome.
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So delighted you enjoyed it. I have not tried it either but I am going to France later this year and will definitely give it a try. 🙂
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Let me know what you think once you try it! 😀
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I will if the smell hasn’t killed me. 🙂
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Hahaha! That’s what I was wondering about.
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What an entertaining snippet of French history and culture.
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Thanks so much! So delighted you enjoyed the post. 🙂
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HaHA! I love the Lowenbrau family, and this didn’t disappoint with the stinky cheese tale! 🙂
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So delighted you enjoyed it. I haven’t written one in a while.
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This is humorous! 😀 I totally love it! 😀 I would love to try the cheese if I have the chance. I wonder if it is as smelly as durian? I love durian. 😛
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I have never eaten durian but I am certainly going to give the cheese a try. 🙂 Thanks for the lovely feedback.
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My pleasure. 😉
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ha..ha…funny story, and informative, I particularly adore Eunice. Great prompt photo as well.
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So delighted you enjoyed it. Aunt Eunice is my favourite too.
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Terrible twins.
Loved the humor in this.
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Thanks so much. So glad you enjoyed it! 🙂
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I LOVE this humorous and hilarious take on the prompt. Great dialogue and description. This, especially made me laugh out loud:
“A noxious odour flooded the tomb and people began rushing for fresh air, knocking Eunice who dropped the bag over the railing where it burst on the top of Napoleon’s sarcophagus.
One small cheese bounced out.”
Thanks for the photo prompt, which inspired me to write this:
https://magicsurrealist2013.me/2016/05/24/eye-spy/
(I made a reference to Napoleon, but it was sort of oblique.)
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So thrilled you enjoyed it and thanks so much for the follow. Hope to see you back again in the future. I like to write about this family now and then.
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You’re welcome, and I did, and I shall be back in the future! 🙂
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Merci beaucoup!
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De rien! Mon plaisir!
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Thank you for the prompt photo TJ and the little history class 😉
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A pleasure and delighted you enjoyed the little journey into “Napoleonic Cheese” 🙂
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My pleasure TJ
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